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Old 06-08-2005, 09:56 AM
Richard L Richard L is offline
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Default Safety flight announcement during my trip in South Africa

Most pre-take-off safety announcement/demonstration tends to send most people to sleep, not so on this flight...

Made a connecting flight from Johnnesburg to Cape town last week on a cut-price domestic airline called Kahlua. This is what they anounced on the PA - as close as I could recall:

Before take-off
... Safety jackets are provided on demand and for the purpose of emergency use only.

... Oxygen masks will be dropped from above your head in the event of cabin de-pressurisation, the first 18 seconds is free... only joking.

.... If and when the airplane is safely landed during an emergency landing onto an ocean. As soon as the cable door is opened - JUMP... and start swimming.

... Beware of the sharks.

... When you have reached the shore, please return your life jacket immediately to the nearest Kahlua office or you will be charged.

Landed:
... We are happy to inform you that we have just landed in Cape town without and incidents, this time.

... Please look out the window and if it is not what you are expecting, you have big problems.

... Ensure all your hand luggages are collected and don't leave your mother-in-law behind ... We have plenty of our own mother-in-laws to get rid of and we don't want any of yours.

Big overhead bill board:

Kahlua has make the world a smaller place, unfortunately it also bring your relatives much closer...

That was a fun flight.
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